If we were birds, we would know exactly who to shit on! Our minimalist design with a seemingly innocent engraving, reveals a funny message when you read it's accompanying backing card. It's the perfect private joke for you and your BFF.

We offer both delivery and click and collect options at checkout.

Delivery

£4.95 on orders under £60 and FREE over.

We aim to despatch your order within 2 working days of receiving your order, subject to stock availability.

You should expect to receive your delivery within 2-4 business days.

Click and Collect

Usually ready within 24 hours. We will notify you when your order is ready for collection.